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If Your Kid Is Fat, You Might Not Even Know It
When it comes to evaluating their children, parents aren't known for objectivity. After all, everyone usually thinks their kids are above average in every way, even though that is statistically...
View ArticleYour Evening Cry: A Son Lovingly Describes His Mother's Final Moments
Filmmaker Shot at the Dark talked to a young man named Jason about the time he spent with his mother as she died following a heart attack. It was made in 2010, but it's well worth revisiting as...
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Babies Never Leave You, or at Least Their Cells Don't
You might think that once you give birth to a child that they're no longer a part of you physically—except, of course, for the complete control they retain over your heart and mind. Well, think again,...
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Moms and Dads Are Both Equally Capable of Ruining Their Children's Lives
Have you been longing for scientific confirmation of what every adult has figured out in therapy or learned from watching TV? Well, you're in luck. It's now been proven that our parents can fuck us up...
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Nature Is Cruel: Women Who Are Afraid of Giving Birth Have Longer Labors
No matter how you slice it, childbirth is scary. You're trying to squeeze a pretty large baby head (and shoulders and the rest) through a pretty narrow channel (vagina!), and yes, in theory, your body...
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Please, Please, Please: Do Not Make Your Kid The Center Of Your Universe
It's so hard to know whether becoming a parent will ruin your life or be the only thing that makes it worth living. We may not get a grand verdict anytime soon, but new research has at least figured...
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Swedish Doctors Carry-Out First Successful Mother-Daughter Uterus Transplant...
More than a year after kicking around the procedure's viability, doctors at the University of Goteborg in Sweden have performed the first mother-to-daughter uterus transplants, though they're saving...
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Gillian Anderson Would Rather Her Daughter Not Chase After Men
Gillian Anderson, the disbelieving Agent Scully from The X-Files, was a bit of a romantic when she was a young, Los Angeles-bound woman, and though following her then-boyfriend from New York to L.A....
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A Ton of Tiny Vulvas Will Get Your Week Off to a Good Start [NSFW]
Project Bush is here and it is vulva-rific!Read more...
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A Mother-Son Couple Is Fighting the Law to Teach the World About Genetic...
Monica Mares gave up her son Caleb Peterson when she was 16 years old. The two reconnected on Facebook when he was 19, and met in person around last Christmas. Soon he was living with her. Not long...
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Mother Arrested After Allegedly Keeping Her Child Locked in Bathroom for Years
A woman named Brandy Jaynes of Toquerville, Utah, has been arrested for allegedly locking her 12-year-old son in the bathroom for a suspected one-to-two years in what authorities are calling one of the...
View ArticleIn Honor Of Mother's Day, Jennifer Lawrence Is Offering You Her Heart
Not one to overlook opportunity, director Darren Aronofsky unveiled the first poster for his upcoming film, Mother!, on—but of course—Mother’s Day. Featuring a waxen-faced, vestal Jennifer Lawrence,...
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Jennifer Lawrence Must Have a Movie Coming Out Soon Because She's Making...
We typically don’t hear stories about Jennifer Lawrence’s bodily functions and fluids unless she’s promoting a movie, so when I first read the Page Six story detailing Lawrence’s very recent and very...
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The Mother! Trailer Is Here And It Scared The Shit Out of Me
Before we get into the trailer itself, allow me to set a scene for you. Not the scene of the movie, mind you. My scene. I am alone in an Airbnb, a continent away from 100 percent of the people I know....
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Jennifer Lawrence Tore Her Diaphragm While Filming Darren Aronofsky's mother!
Through it’s cute illustrated poster, silly promotional stunt involving heart-shaped cakes, and frustratingly-styled title (with its lowercase ‘m’ and exclamation mark) might suggest mother! is some...
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mother! Flops on Opening Night, Maybe Because It's Too Smart for You, Maybe...
After opening yesterday to only $3.1 million, mother! has gotten an “F” rating on CinemaScore, both an indication of a terrible opening and a kind of badge of honor. “It’s very hard to get an F,” a...
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Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky Broke Up
In a turn of events no one could possible have foreseen, Darren Aronofsky—a man who dresses like an important director, and also happens to be one—and actress Jennifer Lawrence have called it quits...
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Darren Aronofsky Would Not Shut Up About mother! On the Press Tour With...
Not long after their tense “no, no you don’t understand the film” promotional tour for their trainwreck movie mother!, couple Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky split after a year of dating. Read...
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Jodie Foster Compares Bad Big-Budget Filmmaking to Fracking
Jodie Foster thinks big budget movies are like fracking, in that they are both turning the planet into a desolate wasteland.Read more...
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Jennifer Lawrence Has Her Reasons for Giving up on Phantom Thread After 3...
Sorry to be writing about Jennifer Lawrence on here again (though I can’t apologize for her being on a publicity tour right now for Red Sparrow), but she has a strong opinion about the first three...
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Our Old Mom Is Working On Wyatt Cenac's New Show
Congratulations are in order to Wyatt Cenac, a man, and to Emma Carmichael, our old mom, who’s working on his late-night series.Read more...
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Happy Mother's Day to Mother
Deep in our nation’s capital, Mike Pence and his mother/wife/partner in God’s warm light, Karen, are standing in front of a giant cross, hands reaching towards each other, a respectable 4 to 5 inches...
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It's Mother's Time to Shine
Karen Pence has transformed from a modest church mouse to a suburban gym rat just in time to target the fickle and coveted suburban mom vote. Read more...
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Mike and Karen Pence Join the Long and Illustrious List of Republicans Who...
On Monday, Donald Trump, who has himself voted by mail, wrote in a tweet, “Because of MAIL-IN BALLOTS, 2020 will be the most RIGGED Election in our nations history - unless this stupidity is ended. We...
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Introducing Mother Pence's Evangelical Glow Up
The Trump campaign had big plans for Karen Pence. Back in February, the Associated Press profiled Karen—wife of Vice President Mike Pence—reporting that she was going to embark on solo campaign events...
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